doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
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Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
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He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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