Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
sorry for the blank pocket text. My penis obviously has nothing to say to you.
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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