even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You called him your tasty little crouton. Which actually wasn't the weirdest part.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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