I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
you just knocked on the window of the ambulance and waved at me as we drove away
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
So help my penis see only you. Give him some attention as well.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
Your penis caused this!
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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