...so i touched it.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
They way I see it is I've wasted 7 years of having these glorious tits. I only have about 3 good years left before idk kids or just gravity takes over and they don't look this nice so it's basically open season.
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
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