With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Something's wrong. My throat is definitely not in it's normal spot. Way too low.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Can I come over and get it in, take a nap in ur bed, grab some poptarts and then leave?
You haven't lost that air of class about you...
So random question: what's a good way to tell your brother that his Skype sex kept you awake last night? I'm not really sure how that conversation begins.
Randomize
