his roommates stood outside the locked door reading bible verses to us the whole time...
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I don't care that you fucked her. I'm offended that once again, you fucked someone with me in the room because you assumed I was asleep.
OH MY GOD MY GRANDMA JUST SHOWED ME HER BOOB OH. MY. GOD.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
I collect Covid conspiracy theories like I collect Pokemon.
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