I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
The hot Japanese girl in my class just said her "favorite sexy American actor is Nick Cage." That, I can work with.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Is it mean to convince my old booty call she used me for sex so I can bang her again before I leave for Denver?
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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