Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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