I would never have sex with Danny Devito!! JSYK.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
MANGO MOTHERFUCKING GODDAMN MARGARITA DELICIOUSNESS
Just had a guy try to pull the maraca out of my shirt with his teeth... Wtf
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I'm getting a car wash man. I am go get a car wash high.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
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