i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Goats are brash and offensive and cocky animals
Are you high and at a petting zoo again?
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I do feel like I owe you an apology for trying to fuck your dad last night but in my defense everyone knows I shouldn't drink tequila.
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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