My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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