Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
Your cock deserves a montage
The 12 year old son winked and made eyes at me while his father fed me vodka gummy bears. Gameday yo
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
You ate ashes out of my bong
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
What happened?
Vodka. Vodka happened.
Randomize
