we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I hate fucking guys that don't drink coffee. My morning hangover and shame will not be cured by your stupid tea.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
she bonged a coffee cause she was hungover. then she bonged a beer cause she got ambitious. then she barfed. then she had to start over again.
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
We have started to decorate penises.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
fuck you I'm eating salad I can't be drunk.
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
Fuck off. Since when do you love him??
Since he licked my arm to retrieve the macaroni and cheese he dropped. You have to appreciate that
Can't even lie. Mad respect
... why is there baby oil , black socks and frozen hot dogs in the sink this morning ?
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
My GF, FWB and Side piece are all booty calling me. I’m a victim of my sexual success
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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