do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
Am I allowed to make my facebook status "loves farting in chairs"? I think it would shock every boy that I am friends with.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Drunkenly bought a $240 realtor course last night. Apparently even drunk me thinks my future is going nowhere
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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