this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
No, that was before the police came, but after the hooker.
Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
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I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
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Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
So apparently I tried texting you last night to tell you I wasn't coming home, but all I had typed were lyrics from Evita
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
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