He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Chick last night said she only gets off if she rubs her childhood blanket her parents gave her during sex
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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