so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.
Girl I'm contemplating picking up some adult diapers. That's how bad this is and it's only day 2.
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