He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
grandma shit on top of the toilet
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
When are you not under some influence?
Since last Tuesday...yesterday.
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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