nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
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your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I hate the Packers so much, I wouldn't cheer for them if they were playing al Qaeda.
Confidence is key. All I had to tell him is I'm drinking a bottle of wine and eating chocolate today to celebrate that I love myself. That's how you get a Valentine, my friend.
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
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You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
yeah the highlight of my day was the 911 operator telling me they had frantically been trying to figure out where i was
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
With each thrust he'd whisper "like a ninja." Should I be flattered or appalled?
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