three words: i give head
three words: not that well
Her sex list was a LOT longer than mine. She tried to justify it by saying '4 of those don't count because they were in the gang bang'.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Not good... He ate my chips. Thats not a sex analogy for anything. My actual potato chips... gone. I lost on both ends.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
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