if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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