please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just found pizaa roll in my hair. Already been to class today
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
No no. Thank you. Killed multiple birds with one penis.
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