I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
It's like she bought one bad life decision and got one free
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
you're being fucking weird and i don't like it. text me when you're not being the after picture on a poster for rehab
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
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I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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