sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Petty good. I just stapled a 5 dollar bill onto the chest of a sword swallower.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
I feel like he's mythological. Like you just had lunch with the Loch Ness Monster of hotness
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
My purpose is to unleash drunk self on strangers, i believe as some terrifying icebreaker, otherwise i too would offer my driving services.
Nothing says "happy birthday" like a negative pregnancy test
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
I don't want to go to sleep. I like partying with myself.
Randomize
