So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
A worker across the alley is wearing your sombrero sans cat barf.
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
maybe you should have closed the porn before you gave the professor your computer to hook up to the projector?
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