based on who turned up here tonight the whole evening should just be called "mistakes i made when i was fat"
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
my new years resolutions dont apply when im drunk
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
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reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
you had me at cake vodka
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
So take that alcohol. I still win. I ALWAYS WIN. Plus i didn't have to wear clothes. DOUBLE WIN.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
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Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
Help everyone's hot
Men are hot women are hot non-binary people are hot aliens are hot
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
I forgot my backup drink is supposed to be pedialyte and vodka. Add in the shit I'm losing as I drink. Win-Win right?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
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