Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
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then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
We should bet how many people are going to get alcohol poisoning next weekend and whoever wins gets a free Starbucks.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Alls I wanted was a fun New Years but I end up fingering a geico sales representative on a futon and giving her a ride to work the next morning
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He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
I want to disappear from this job like a fart in the wind.💨
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