you guys were way drunker than both of me
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
He ate me out while I finished season 1 of Stranger Things. If that's not a modern day relationship goal, then I don't know what is.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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