I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
we were so high we made up an elaborate backstory because we were paranoid about going into the wig shop w/o being serious wig shoppers
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i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
So.. I was kinda upset i got the bad fuck out of the situation
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
I just made myself 3 peanut butter sammies because I was too hungry to watch porn
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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