I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
Isn't it statistically impossible for THAT many ugly people to be in one place at one time?
We don't need a hotel, we'll just sleep in the post office.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Just keep me informed about your plans. That way i can figure out places to go and if i need to shave my balls
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