Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Did you just see the Batmobile???
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
why did you let me tell everyone that you can get herpes from the ice luge and then let me do the ice luge?
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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