So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
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Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
I can't wait till they start promoting the testiciplasty. Turn those old prunes into fresh tight kiwis!
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
He just yells "mush!" as they're having sex.
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Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
...blackout vacation is awesome. Where did you end up? I think i'm in Miami.
Hospital.
i don't think the phrases "so shitty" & "taking care of my newborn" should be combined in the same sentence. leave it to her to make it possible eh?
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