I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
I looked the guy across the room straight in the eyes and said, "If you were any closer to me, we'd be making out right now."
Did you send me a snapchat of your sister triple kissing two other girls?!!! You might be the greatest friend the world ever made
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
I just fell and sprained my ankle in the shower. No, I wasn't having sex. I was doing the time warp. Again.
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
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