His penis is literally smaller than my cell phone. I can't go out like that.
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Why can't you just come over, fuck me, then leave so i can get stoned and watch law and order?
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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