I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Shes been standing with her arms crossed in front of the mirror for 45 minutes...she told me she's "getting sober"
I'm currently bartering with this guy so I can fuck his bi girlfriend. We're at 5 pizzas and he gets to watch us make-out.
My relaxing drive may end up as a surprise bootycall in Pittsburgh. Don't try to stop me.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
The struggles of a small town man whore
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
Randomize
