You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
Intervention is following me on twitter.
wow.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
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Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
You screamed "show me a dick stand!" But before I could ask you wft that was you had passed out in the corner
Only in my life does a conversation about Hanukkah lead to sexting
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
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No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
Not great. "Leave the toilet seat down, it gives me somewhere to rest my face."
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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