My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
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He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
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I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
I look forward to getting really drunk tonight and startling some rando’s mother tomorrow morning while she’s up early making a turkey
It’s a holiday tradition at this point
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