i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
it wasn't the penis i had been hoping for.....but i took it regardless.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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