i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
she kept yelling 'call me bella'
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
What!? It's 7:30am on gameday. This keg is not going to drink itself.
I remember you fighting a small man for the last of the pizza. Was there a midget in my house last night?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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