We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
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My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
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i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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