you know what would be great? if dirt tasted like steak and could get you drunk.
I'm dreading the fact that when the dominoes guy comes, he will ask me if i placed an order under the name "high as shit".
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
In other news, shitting yourself is not an acceptable way to start a Thursday.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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