Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
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