well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
I just had sex on a roof
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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