were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
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How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
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So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
the best part of college is nobody can tell me not to eat six toaster strudels and jerk off in the shower
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I walked in on him fucking her whilst she ate skittles. I saw things no one should see, but I did get your bra back. You owe me.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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