explain the missing patches of hair on my cat. now.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
honestly, you deserve someone taller anyways
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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