Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I'm about two and a half drinks away from gay.
I'm coming over.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Could have had sex with an ex NFL kicker last night.
That would've been embarrassing.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
So apparently I’m into choking now
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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