if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
last night I used snow as a chaser
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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