The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
I just got sparklers from my secret santa. Drunken sledding just got to a whole new level of dangerous
i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
Matt. This is the manager of qdoba. Pick up the phone. Your friend needs you.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
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