So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
just drew up plans to mow my front lawn into the American flag for world cup. that high and patriotic.
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To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
This morning two of his housemate threw confetti over me, started singing and handed me a make shift trophy out of cereal boxes and beer cans that said 'Harry's Virginity' on it. Fucking brilliant!
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
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I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
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