FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
It's my birthday weekend! I'm getting a Brazilian and he's going to fucking Arkansas. Where the fuck are his priorities?
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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