awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
eating toast while peeing. You think this what kanye meant by the good life?
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
Woke up Christmas Eve morning with my face smelling like ballsack.. No regrets.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
Randomize
