Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
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Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
You did what with his pubic hair?
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