just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
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It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
we've been together for three years, and i still get excited when i know i'm going to give him a blow job. it's that kind of love
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
The upside of a losing football weekend is that there are more sad frat boys willing to let loose their inner gay man.
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My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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