Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
I woke up in the closet and then I found my shirt in a bag of Doritos... how does that work out?
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
I cried over the lack of milkshakes I've consumed in the last month
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
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