so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
My pussy is not your playground.
Im sitting next to shitfaced santa at the cuse game. My plan to be on television is now flawless
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Chick stood right next to me in the elevator. Like she had the whole elevator and she stood right next to me. So I farted.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
I baptized my dog in my pool last night because he snapped at my party guests, how was your night?
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
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