PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
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The Swedes wanted a tensome.
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
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Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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