whats a polygalesbian?
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers