just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
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All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
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walked into my roommates bathroom to her throwing up a quesadilla while singing come on skinny taco
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
One day I'm gonna have to send my roommate a "sorry I got high and forgot you were in the room and masturbated next to you" fruit basket
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa