we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
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